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FREEEEE WILLLLYYY. I have never ever ever seen someone’s face have so much meat. i feel bad for the real person hiding under all that fat. Precious’ sister hair is popppin. Went straight to the salon and asked the hair stylist for a zebra on the side and rooster on the top. This b*tch has has the head size of Jupiter with no neck. This can’t be real. Who here has seen Big Mama’s House?

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The Clay Face Man

Another picture of a person that makes you ask yourself. “Is He Real?”. I would kill myself if i ever had a picture that made anyone say that. He is living proof that life isn’t fair. This mutha f*cka look like he was really made out of clay and they used buttons for its eyes. Cool ass n*gga got his kat williams top hat on thinking he fresher then a mutha f*cka. Is that a durag? He don’t even look like he has a string of hair. Spooky lookin’ Mutha f*cka. GET A NEW MASK

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Deep breath. Nope definitely not human. I don’t care what anyone says. This thing look like a Halloween mask. Tell me you wouldn’t win the scariest costume award  if you had this “things” head as a mask. Got damn eyes balls look like they about to fall out. Ok, I’ve seen circle heads,oval heads, square heads and even a triangle head…. but how the fuck he got a pentagon head.( That’s 5 sides for those who failed geometry).There ain’t no hats in this this world available to fit his head shape. I just wanna hit this ugly mutha f*cka is his face with a bat and or a fly swatter. BUT it looks like Godzilla beat me to it.

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The Ugly Twins

First of all, who gave birth to these mutha f*ckas. They got to be mixed with a beaver, a rat ,3 weasels  and your local monster in your closet. Got damn. These animals teeth running from each other. Wait, is that saliva dripping down from the one on the left?  The Crack baby on the right look like he could be 8 or 48 and can bench 350 … with one arm . Can’t none of you mutha f*ckas reading this sh*t tell me they didn’t live in a radio active basement. Nah, nah the zoo, or maybe even a circus. Yea, the circus. Walking on their fingers & sh*t. I got to see what their parents look like for real. Wouldn’t be surprised if i seen a retarded mutha f*cka call these two goats retards! Ill pay 3 &  50 cents  to anyone who would drown these frogs. Ahhhh shut the f*ck up b*tch. I’m not mean! You know damn well if you stuck these mutha f*ckas heads under water for a day, they would SURVIVE

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