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The Barbie Nation. All you need is a weave with bangs with a sprinkle of pink , Black leggings , leather jacket, a Barbie chain … and most importantly a high pitch voice! Smh … sad story. Did y’all forget that BARBARA! was a White Plastic Doll?  90% of you women calling yourself barbies,really look like Ken, G.I JOE and or a damn Transformer. Please Press the “kill yourself button” thats to you 5 Star b*tches , Bad Bi*tches  and people with a nick name has a F baby, Monroes, MinaJ, LIL and YG in it… Why would your want a NICKname everyone else has?!! The Reason for having a nickname is to be apart from everyone else who has your REAL NAME…WTF i look like .. looking like a look a-like. Get an Unique nickname that people would always remember.Speaking of nicknames!!! I hate when someone asks for my name and as i tell em’ my nickname, they wanna give me that UGLY FACE , as if they got slapped with a chicken wing. B*tch if that’s the name i want to be called by why would you care. When or If you see for favorite celebrity do you call them by there real names? AYE “DEWAYNE CARTER.. can i have your autograph” uhm no mutha f*cka you know his alien A** as lil wayne!

ISSUE’S WITH THESE BARBIE WANNA-BE’s
1. The whole callin yourself ___MINAJ thing, like bitch please, sit yo UGLY VIRGIN ASS DOWN, minaj mean 3sum and u probably hadn’t had 1 soo aheemm

2.callin yourself ____LEWINSKY, well i guess if your a hoe and like to suck off everyone dick suit YOURSEF

3. HARAJUKU BARBIE, is an ASIAN DOLL, I KNOWYOUR ASS IS FULLY BLACK SOO SIT DOWN

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Why do girls have to be so hard to understand?
Why do they say they’re just friends when they like the man?
Why do they say they want a relationship, because it sounds good?
Why can’t they just say they want a nigga that’s straight hood?
Why can’t they say want a player they think they can change?
Why do they fall for a nigga they know is lying, and just spitting game?
Why do they say they want a good nigga, but when they meet him they don’t want him?
Why do they lead him on knowing that, and don’t even warn him?
Why do they act innocent when they know what they did?
Why do you say your mature girl, when you act like a kid?
All I want is someone straight up with me, can you feel what I feel?
All I got left to say is Real recognize Real.

To all the Bitches out there, this ones for you.
Give it up for the real Women, keeping it true.
I only expect from a girl the same things that I do.
One Love for my REAL WOMEN.

-By Skribe @THErealSKRIBE

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10 steps How To Slap A B*tch

EVERY ONE WANTS TO KNOW HOW TODEAL WITH ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS THIS IS THE BLOG THA SHUD HELP UI CAME ACROSS A QUESTION IN A BLOG ABOUT A ABUSIVE GIRLFRIEND SO READ THE QUESTION ND MY ANSWER ON HOW TO SLAP A BITCH

HIS QUESTION:
Me and my girlfriend had a huge argument and she hit me. I dont mean like a slap a full on attack. I dont know what to do i really love her, im walking round with bruises all over my body. This isnt the first time she has lashed out at me what am i doing so wrong?

MY ANSWER:

(Literally rolling on the floor laughin lookn like a crackhead who hit a pipe nd leg gave out) lmao..i kno u did not really jus ask that question ? Lol..all man nd she got u with bruises ? Ahahahaahaha.. Ok.. Lol funny times over.. But imma give u some advice with how to handle this so u can prevent this from happening..i know how to handle abusive relationships..nd its not what ur doing wrong its what u need 2 do right..well maybe u are doin something wrong wit bruises from yo bitch lol.imma give u a few steps on how to perfectly SLAP THE SHIT out her..which will
Make her think twice about harming u again..

10 S T E P S

1. Ask yourself if ur mentally capable of doing this..ask yourself if are u really tired of this ?
2. Pre Meditate it..and plan it out..(WATCH INSTRUCTION VIDEO BELOW) IF UR DONT KNOW HOW TO SLAP
3. Once u have it all planned out go in the bathroom nd listen 2 bone crusher – neva scared nd look in the mirror for about 30-45 minutes..nd tell yoself..i aint a bitch no more imma fuck her up..(repeat continuesly) while wigglin yo fingers
4. Then when your ready text her a grip of smiley faces :) be nice u gotta get her smiling all day
5. Finally invite her over tell her u got a suprise for her
6. When she arrives tell her baby i love u i have a suprise for u..then place a blindfold over her eyes.
7. Tell her pick a hand left or right (while shes thinkn which hand cock yo strong arm back far as possible nd have good balance under ur feet for levreg for a higher IMPACT)
8. Then when she finally guesses dont say nothing jus stay quiet nd think about all them times she hurt u to get ur adrenaline up
9. She gone be waitin like “left hand baby..
Ugh stop playin jus tell me already” then shell prolly smile
10. Then soon as u see that smile u SLAP THE LIVING HELL OUT THAT BITCH and wit ur legs balanced the force shud knock sum spit out her mouth nd she shud drop instantly and hit the deck wit force..

Then i gaurantee that will stop her from touching u a give..thatl turn her into a angel aka the best gf a man can ask for :) ..

Quick tips :

Please make sure u focus on her face cuhz u dont want 2 SWING AND MISS..u can blow ya back out or sum10Remmember balance is they key the best stance is like u throwing a footballLickn ur hand or having baby powder can be added(optional) But again make sure u dont SWING AND MISS

– By Damone @Skate4hxxkers

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Abusive Relationships

Okay Ladies, i know its easy to try && cover up for yo nigga “Earl” but sooner or later u just gotta realize that nigga is Beating on yo ass! u ARE a victim, RUNNNNN! Some ppl like to live behind the “tint” of their lives and NOT understand that they are a human punching bag, but im here to help! For Example Ladies, if u just made yo nigga a turkey sandwich, && that mfckaa looks at the sandwich, looks at you, then smashes your face in the wall yelling “BITCH i said Easy Mayo, and yo mfckn ass put LIGHT!!” The fuck is the difference ?!? Now yo greasy ass face done stained the wall in shit, and Bleach can’t even get that shit off. Not only that but its a big ass dent in that shit! This is when shit gets hectic. Once yo nigga see the dent and the grease stain in the wall, he’s gonna flip the fuck out ! “FUCK BLOOD! u done fucked up my Momma shit CUH!?!” (ignorant niggas use blood & cuh in the same sentence) This Nigga grabs u by the throat,weave, && Forehead… puts yo ass in a chock-hold, and does a Micheal Jordan 360 dunk on yo ass!! At this Point you can’t move, but that doesn’t stop this bafoon ass nigga. He starts dragging u by the shirt, eventually rips that shit off, gets a view of yo bare boobs, Then randomly starts fuckin u.. the fuck?! yea i know right. During the session this nigga gets violent! stickin his dick in watever he can.. Booty hole/ Ear drum/ eye socket/ Left Nostril/ all simultaneously ..after the session is over, he orders yo ass to make him a Turkey Sandwich, easy Mayo.. u fuck up, and this whole shit happens again. smh Ladies, when will you LEARN -___-

-By Jinger Jade @Purp_b_bad

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