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Payback is a B*tch

Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in the 12th grade. When they graduated from high school, they wanted to both go to the same damn college but this bitch got accepted to a college on the east coast, and this nigga went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together.[yea rite]

As time went on, this nigga would call this bitch and she would never be at home, and when he wrote her, she would take weeks to return this nigga’s letters. Even when he “Tweeted” her ass on Twitter, she took days to return this nigga’s messages.[that’s a hint nigga]

Finally, this bitch confessed to his ass and said she wanted to fuck  around.[oh shit] He didn’t take this shit very well and started callin her more, wrote more letters, and sent more “Tweets” tryin to win back her love. And since she became annoyed, and now had a new “Fuck Buddy‘, she wanted to get this nigga off her ass.

So, what she did is this: she took a Polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend’s dick and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, “I found a new nigga, please leave me the hell alone.” Well, needless to say, this nigga was heartbroken but, even more so, was mad as hell. So, what this nigga did next was awesome.

He wrote on the back of the photo the following, “Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!” and mailed the picture to her parents.[HAHA!!!*Nelson’s Voice*]

Moral of the story, don’t send yo ex a pic of you sucking ya new boyfriend dick if he know the address to yo parents home[LoL]

-Submitted by Rizzy @JustTweetRizzy

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Cell Phones

These dudes out here got one thing on their mind, trynna get IN like Verizon, but don’t wanna sign a contract. Now they mad cuz females raisin the bar like Cingular and not givin a BEEP BEEP bout these lame @$$ excuses. Please don’t be alarmed when I don’t give you any TIME like TMobile, busy signals left and right, and more disconnects than Metro Pcs. Just in case you were wondering, this aint no PAY AS U GO…if you’re lookin for a roll over plan, Sprint to the next hoe, cause as we classy females will ALLTEL you, u messin with my DAY TIME MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!

(CAN U HEAR ME NOW?????? GOOD! 🙂

-Submitted By  Leena @Beautiful_Leena

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Dad, where did I come from?

Child : Dad, where did I come from?

Dad : Okay, we had to have this conversation some-day…
Listen…Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a meeting with your mom-and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Cafe? Then, mom did some downloads from dad’s memory-stick and when dad was ready to upload, we discove…red that there was no firewall. Seeing that it-was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload. Nine months later, the damn virus-appeared!

Child : Huh?

-Found by JustTweetRizzy

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Why its not easy being a d*ck

You have one eye you can not see with. A head you can not think with. You hang out with a couple of nuts.

Your closest neighbor is an asshole and your best friend is a pussy.

Submitted By-@AJ Original Write Unkown

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